Ctrl + v 'ing the incoherent mumbles from my iphone notes app-- usually written immediately post-wakeup cuz i forget my dreams lol. typos and grammar issues galore :D
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Blood-thirsty killer monkeys took over North America. Started off as them appearing in public parks, getting animal control called, escalating into a violent altercation / all out war.
One monkey wanted to kill my ”dad” specifically. targeted him. She was pretty girl, half-monkey half-human who had some sort of undisclosed "past" she was resentful for with him.. hybrid monkey-humans are accepted by monkeys/non violent to them, but suspicious humans still see them as threats,, lots of tension.
"Dad" in ".." bc it wasnt my dad irl, it was some random white guy meant to fill the role of "dad".
I don’t ever dream of my real dad DAD. hes never present in my dreams,, idk why. My parents aren’t even divorced, no step dads, still live with both parents, idk why theres just some random dude that fills the character role in my dream bc dreams are like unconscious brain movies.
Couldn’t leave the house out of fear of getting attacked by monkeys . the entire county was on a quarantine, we basically had to do school reminiscent lockdown drills if they were near our property/seen on security cameras near by.
Took a road trip into disputed territory, the half girl tried to shoot my dad but he wrestled the gun away and he shot at gas station causing a fiery explosion in monkey territory which killed the entire monkey population near by Except humans, we survived.
there was lots of advertising about how living in monkey territory is cheep, since humans dont want to live there, but the monkeys would be resentful/violent since we stole their land.
Humans revolted, inspired by “human spirit” and a weird collectivist human-earth patriotism that united people across the globe, wanted to reclaim our spot as top food chain predators in the ecosystem.
i was so so worried about my mom. she got non-leathally attacked by a monkey and I wanted to kms if my mom died I love my mom. she was recovering in hospital so i told her I’d kms if she died, she said if she sees me in Heaven immediately after her own death so soon and she’s be mad at me like "why df did u kys"
The dream was pretty normal. I wasn’t doing anything memorable, just @ home. All was fine except for the fact that pineapple was growing out of my skin.
It didn’t hurt to remove, sorta just flaked off in large pineapple chunks. Mostly localized in my chest/torso region,, also my back. It looked like i had huge pineapple titties but didn’t really deform my figure.
I ate some the chunks that fell off and it tastes metallic, like blood..very “human” tasting as I assume a pineapple would if only watered by bodily fluids such as blood and sweat.
People didn’t think it was abnormal or that I was a freak. Recognized as a normal condition that can happen in young people much like puberty
I was at an old job, host at a restaurant. Two customers came in, I work in a restaurant and they asked about ordering chips/salsa. I said they can go to the bar and gave them a menu. They then tried to scare me by carving gibberish into a the host stand table thingy with a matte blue pocket knife. I said that was a cool knife/asked where they got it. They didn’t answer and asked where I lived so I told them stupidly— I didn’t think it through and said it automatically because I’ve been filling out a lot of government forms recently. i got a gut feeling they wanted to kill me/kidnap me. They then said they needed to talk alone together in private, i got a really bad gut feeling, so I left and started crying to my mom about what happened because I was scared. My mom works with me at the restaurant irl too and i woke up before calling the police.